tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90933200310769691062024-03-05T06:03:01.637-08:00I Meant to Do ThatAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03062694836284670602noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9093320031076969106.post-18688898988764162882015-11-17T09:46:00.001-08:002015-11-19T23:57:10.843-08:00“Human Superglue” Can't Take a Hint<h2 style="text-align: center;">
“Human Superglue” </h2>
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The most awkward and uncomfortable social interaction ever. </h3>
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By Sarah Lee<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>Human Glue, but not
the good kind. The bad kind, like superglue that sticks your fingers together
and just won’t go away until you forcefully pry away or patiently wait until it
wears off…hours or days later.</i></h4>
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(Note: Hamina is too nice so I'm writing this one.) </div>
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We love having a great friend is always there for us. <o:p></o:p></div>
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But some of us know <i>that
one person</i> who just won’t leave us alone. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>Important Key Difference: </b>It’s
not that this person <i>doesn’t </i>have friends, or is socially awkward (albeit he or she might be socially unaware,) but for whatever reason this person sticks to you
like glue.</div>
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They can't take a hint - but they also take it to a whole new level. </div>
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You might not even notice the person you are with plans on
clinging to you like super glue, until you casually say… <o:p></o:p></div>
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“Okay, it was really awesome hanging out with you but now I really need to go take care of something.” </blockquote>
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Then you realize you. can’t. get. rid. of. him…or in my case
her.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The best example of socially unaware super glue is *Laura. <o:p></o:p></div>
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When I first met her, I thought she was a sweet little shy transfer
student who just wanted to make friends. So one day, I thought I should
introduce her to Hamina and her hermanito. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Everything was fine, but time passed and Hamina, her bro,
and I had plans to eat at a Chinese food place about 35 minutes away. <o:p></o:p></div>
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We begin to signal.<o:p></o:p></div>
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“Hey, it was great talking but we need to go. We have other
plans, but I’ll see you tomorrow” <b>Cue #1
– exit right. <o:p></o:p></b></blockquote>
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“Where are you going?” She asks. </blockquote>
A sinking feeling enters my
stomach. I can feel it coming. <o:p></o:p></div>
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“I promised to take Sarah and my brother out to try this
Chinese food place to pay her back for lunch the other day” Hamina says with
her signature poker face. </blockquote>
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<b>Cue #2 Hamina
is <i>paying </i>for me and her brother. Private. <o:p></o:p></b></div>
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We drop cues blitzkrieg style. Still, nothing. </div>
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“Cool, I could use some Chinese food.” Laura says. And we have all been super glued. </blockquote>
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<b>And so it begins. <o:p></o:p></b></div>
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At the restaurant, she drinks from Hamina’s little brother’s
cup of juice because she wanted to try it not realizing he’s HATES to drink
from the same cup as others because he finds it unsanitary.<o:p></o:p></div>
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She has no money, and so <i>Hamina
pays for her food. <o:p></o:p></i></div>
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We later find out Laura’s boyfriend is a drug dealer and she
is an addict. I notice she begins to open a class vial of what looks like the
liquid inside of a Hookah pen. She begins to sniff (or snort) it – the car
jerks – and she spills it on her backpack. She then begins to hunch over and <b>lick the liquid from her bag. <o:p></o:p></b></div>
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This is not good because Hamina’s parents would kill her if
her car smelled like drugs – even legal ones.</div>
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P.S. And this is just one example.</div>
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Once, I told her I was going to my room to sleep because I
have a shift at work right after that lasts until midnight. But because she
wants to wait to avoid rush hour, she asks me if she can hang out in my room.
While. I. Am. Sleeping. <o:p></o:p></div>
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You can mess with my money, you can mess with me, but when you mess with my sleep you have crossed a line. </div>
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*Laura is a pseudonym </div>
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My brother, in an effort to get me to shut the hell up for just one second, tries to distract me with a challenge.<br />
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"Sooooo Hamina, what do you think this song means?" It works, I love this game and I am ready with my answer because I have often wondered what this song REALLY means.<br />
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The biggest clue is in the line: "I know when that hotline bling / That can only mean one thing"<br />
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<b>Here's a hint:</b></div>
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Here's the gist of the story. The song is in the mayor's point of view and the subject of this song is his secretary Ms. Bellum. We all know they had a thing going on, the mayor was tots crushing on his leggy secretary.<br />
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She used to call him on his cell phone and the poor infatuated mayor took this to mean that his infatuation wasn't one-sided, despite her calls being purely professional.<br />
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So the mayor leaves the city for a professional reason (let's say he is thinking about becoming a governor) but he leaves it in the capable hands of Ms. Bellum and her cell phone calls stop coming.<br />
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You know why? Cuz she's got her shit together unlike the flustered ditz of a mayor, she doesn't need to be checked on.<br />
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He was at least counting on her cell phone calls in case the hotline rang, cause lets face it, there was always a monster comin' around Townsville. Yet the statuesque ginger knew what that hotline bling meant. It meant the Powerpuff girls need to kick some ass!<br />
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The mayor feel dejected and left out as his town is running much smoother without his presence.<br />
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This is the obvious truth, nothing else makes sense and when I explained it to my brother he agreed as well.<br />
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Though I realized afterward that by the time I was done explaining the song was over, but that's alright. I still kicked back into my seat and "sang" the song without any music....from the very beginning.<br />
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Btw, Sam Smith's cover of the song is just....wow<br />
Click <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDCcC_psV24" target="_blank">HERE </a>to see the video<br />
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The original:<br />
Click <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc" target="_blank">HERE </a>to watch<br />
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If you have any other theories over this or would like to expand on mine, let me know!<br />
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--Laters,<br />
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Hamina<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17551439335795625277noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9093320031076969106.post-40377619516327390262015-09-19T21:29:00.001-07:002015-11-03T14:53:07.125-08:00Bonus Birthday Present.Bestie's Birthweek<br />
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This week my best friend had her birthday and I decided to dedicate this post to her. Then I came to my senses and realized she was a badass and deserves more than one post.<br />
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Sarah pushed me start this blog because she knew I needed it and that's one of the reasons we work. We just know each other and get each other even though we are pretty different. Ima crazy ass weido and she's a mature badass lil ninja. But we are super silly together.<br />
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So I have decided that Sarah and I are going to post our fav text convos with each other every week or so. Hope you like us as much as we like us.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.3px;">6/3/2015</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.3px;">So, I'm emailing because Hamina seems to have gotten in trouble with her parents. They took her phone away, but also this story was too long to text.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.3px;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.3px;">This crazy thing happened today at work and I just have to you tell you guys via story mode. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">There I am, just sitting in my office doing paperwork, making appointments, etc.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">A thin woman, probably a little over middle aged, stands outside the glass door to my office in with an orange shirt and really worn jeans with sunglasses on. Her sunglasses are the only thing that looks new - how do I know? She has a huge tag popping out of it. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21.3px;">The first thing I thought was "that's strange she forgot to take off the tag." But as she walks in I notice she left the "100% UV protection" sticker on the lens too. My second thought: "She stole it."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Woman</b>: "Ma'am I need to check in"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "Check in...? What for?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Woman</b>: "I'm suicidal and have mental illnesses"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'm thinking "WTFreak!? HUH!? Whaaat?" but say "um I think you have the wrong office..."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Woman</b>: "I came here last time and I need to check in" I think to myself "nope that's not right."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">She reaches for a lollipop, but when I turn to look at her she stops and slowly withdraws her hand like a child who was scolded.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "You can have one if you want...?" I say.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I tell her she needs to wait and sit in the chair in front of my desk. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The woman completely empties her pockets, and pours the contents onto my desk including several mints (which I guessed were taken from other stores because each one was different) several beaded bracelets, a random pair of tennis shoes with socks stuffed inside, papers, and what I was desperately hoping was not a shiv wrapped in brown tape and paper towels.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I instinctively google "mental illness organizations and institutions" nearby, I call their "hotline" and wait. I was on hold for three phone cycles of ringing, and no one answered. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I thought "Wow, worst hotline ever."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Then, I go back into the office and talk to a tenant who works from my office.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "Hey, there's a woman here and she's clearly unstable, said she has mental illness and is suicidal." Her jaw drops but she tells me to go downstairs and tell the secretary of the building, Jodie.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I walk downstairs and there's a group of people huddled at the front door with Jodie.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I flag her down and say "There's a woman in my office and she says she has mental illness and is suicidal." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Another lady says "Yup, that must be the same woman. She walked into my office and said she was hot. Then she took off her shirt - and there was nothing underneath. I finally told her she needed to put her shirt back on and leave the office."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Jodie sent two guys upstairs with me to remove her from the office. We walked inside. I found the woman hunched over a garbage bag.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Tenant</b>: "Hi Sarah, so I put the trashcan there because she said she's nauseous, and I asked Chloe (I realized our tenant discovered the name of the crazy woman is Chloe) and she said there's someone she can call - a boyfriend - who can come pick her up. " She turns to the woman who's been randomly shivering and basically acting insane. "Chloe, how can I reach him?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Chloe (Woman)</b>: "He works at Beckers" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So the tenant googles "Beckers" and finds a location. The tenant calls, stating it's an emergency, and asks to be connected with a man named John. She then gave John an address so that he can come get her. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well, that's settled.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Not. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Seconds later the tenant returned, "Sarah, I forgot to give him the suite number. Can you call and tell them?" I turn to Chloe. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "Okay Chloe, just wait a bit longer - she forgot to tell him the suite number."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Chloe shivers uncontrollably, then explodes with rage "WHAT!? She forgot to tell him the suite number? God dammit!!! ***** **** ****!" She picks up the trash can and smacks it back down on the ground. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I call their office, and a woman answers. I tell her the suite number. She yells out:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b style="background-color: transparent; line-height: 21.3px;">Beckers Woman on phone:</b><span style="line-height: 21.3px;"> </span>"John it's suite 3213!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "No - suite 313, at 4990 Clover drive!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b style="background-color: transparent; line-height: 21.3px;">Beckers Woman on phone:</b> "John, It's suite 313 at 33400 Clover drive --"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "No - 313 at 4990 Clover Drive!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Woman on phone:</b> "Oh, John! 4990 Clover Drive" she returns to the phone. "I told him not to put her there, she needs to be institutionalized. I think he's walking. I told him to take a cab but he's walking." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21.3px;">I realize two things. One, this has probably happened many times before. Two, this man is not coming, just stupid or insane himself. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I hang up, and Chloe jumps up from the seat and takes off running down the hall into one of my supervisor's office. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">She'd jumped onto a couch, and was cradling one of the couch cushions and rocking back and forth.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me: </b><span style="line-height: 21.3px;">"Chloe, you need to go back and sit down."</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Chloe</b>: "No!" She exclaims, then begs with a smile "can I stay here with my mom? Can I stay here just a little bit longer with my mom? Please?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Naturally, I'm at my wits end and about to go crazy myself. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Me</b>: "Okay you have to stay here and you can't touch anything else." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Chloe</b>: "Yes ma'am." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I go back downstairs. Jodie tells me the men are going to bring Chloe downstairs to wait for her contact. I tell her I'm not sure if her contact is coming, and that we should call the cops or whomever. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Two men follow me back to the office and get her to come out. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Chloe frowns.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Chloe</b>: "Ma'am can I have a bag for my stuff? It can be like a garbage bag or something." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I go and bring her one. She proceeds to remove her junk from my desk and carries her things out and downstairs.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I finish what little work I could before the end of my shift. At 2pm I go outside, and see there's a fire truck and firemen taking her vitals and etc. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Thank God for firemen and firewomen. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Fin.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Do you have a story crazier than mine? Can you top this? Comment or email us and spread the laughter. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This is Human Ken, the counterpart to Human Barbie</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">During long car drives, my brother and I started to come up with meanings to different songs. We would come up with a backstory and just have fun with it. This week I’m going to share with you our meaning behind </span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I Can't Feel My Face"</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> by the Weeknd"<b style="color: #7f6000;">.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We think that Abel (the Weeknd) is dating a plastic surgeon. This relationship is not too healthy for him because he has become addicted to the surgeries and she gives them to him for free. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;">Furthermore, this plastic surgeon is also addicted to surgeries. They have deep seeded insecurities that no one will love them with the faces they were born with and so they change them repeatedly. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Listen to the song on Youtube:</span> </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-size: 15.3333px; line-height: normal; vertical-align: baseline;"><b>HAMINA:<span style="color: #7f6000;"> </span></b></span><span style="color: #4d4d4d; font-size: 15.3333px; line-height: normal; vertical-align: baseline;"><i>"She creates the best physical features on him but only after the worst part, the actual surgery, comes around."</i></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #4d4d4d; font-size: 15.3333px; line-height: normal; vertical-align: baseline;"><i><br /></i></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But at least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This I know, (yeah) this I know</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; line-height: 25.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>HAMINA</b>: <i>"</i></span><span style="font-size: 15.3333px; line-height: 25.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>He knows that once they have their new faces they will be their version of beautiful and look young forever."</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me, "Don't worry about it"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me, "Don't worry no more"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>HAMINA</b></span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">:</span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>"His girlfriend/surgeon assures him to not worry anymore because the source of their insecurities are gone."</i></span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We both knew we can't go without it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me you'll never be in love oh oh oooh</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>HAMINA</b></span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">:</span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>"His ho tells him that he will never be in love (because he can't love himself) and he will never be able to go without a surgery. (Someone get this whore an award. GF of the year, perhaps?)"</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>HAMINA</b></span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">: </span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>"The surgery makes his face feel numb but he love is because it reminds him that he is now perfection. He knows that these surgeries will be his demise but at least he doesn't feel the pain of his insecurities."</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And she'll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">All the misery was necessary when we're deep in love</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This I know, yes I know, and I know</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>HAMINA</b></span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">: </span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>"He finally feels confident about himself and believes that all the misery of multiple surgeries was worth it. He knows this without a doubt. But honestly, I don't think he knows shit."</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me, "Don't worry no more"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We both knew we can't go without it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me you'll never be in love oh oh oooh</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>HAMINA</b></span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">:</span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.3333px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i> "I am pretty sure she doped him up and is brainwashing him."</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me, "Don't worry about it"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me, "Don't worry no more"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We both knew we can't go without it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">She told me you'll never be in love oh oh oooh</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it, but I love it</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lyrics:</span><span style="background-color: #fafafc; color: #4d4d4d; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><a href="http://www.directlyrics.com/the-weeknd-cant-feel-my-face-lyrics.html" style="text-decoration: none;"><span style="background-color: #fafafc; color: #7f6000; font-size: 15.333333333333332px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">http://www.directlyrics.com/the-weeknd-cant-feel-my-face-lyrics.html</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">There you have it, this original idea of plastic surgery was from my brother and we just ran with it. So thanks for that hermanito! </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Also, I am pretty sure this song is actually about drugs and addictions. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-size: 16px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>I do not condone any of these activities. </i></span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03062694836284670602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9093320031076969106.post-78560945983677054892015-09-05T12:46:00.002-07:002015-09-06T19:06:36.294-07:00Texting Theories <div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>We all have texted in class.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> And some of us have gotten caught. (</span><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;">Most of us learn from it by either hiding it better or just avoiding it all together, <i>but some of us don’t)</i> </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I was once in a class where the professor said that she didn't tolerate the use of any devices in the class whether it was a cell phone, tablet or laptop. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.08px; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Three warnings and then I drop you”.</span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Not many texts are worth losing the amount of money spent on a university class. Everybody pretty much agreed <i>- except for that one guy.</i></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This one guy always came to class at either the last minute, or late. The professor never called him out for it. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.38; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">He always came wearing the same type of clothes in different colors: a visor, khaki short that end right at the knee, a pastel polo shirt tucked in and Bluetooth headphones. To m</span><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.38; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">e, he looked like he worked as at a</span><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 22.08px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> country club</span><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;"> as a tennis or golf instructor. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Check out some of my theories below!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Which theory is your favorite? Do you have anymore that you think should be on the list? Let me know in your comments!</span></div>
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<span style="color: #7f6000; font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Until next time, laters...</span></div>
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